Technology these days is amazing, especially cell phones. It seems like they can do everything. It's almost as though they have a life of their own. I have even started to wonder if they are spiritual creatures. They keep coming to church, and they seem to want to participate.
Years ago, I left mine in my back pocket while I was leading a Bible study. It was set to vibrate. That's exactly what it did. It started to vibrate shortly after the class started. It vibrated every 15 seconds or so for the ENTIRE TIME. Nobody could hear it, but it definitely had my attention. I found myself wanting to cast out that little demon. I squirmed around against the seat, hoping to crush it. That just made the vibrations resonate through my bones. At the end of the evening, I found it was just trying to let me know I had missed a call. I never considered that the little guy might be wanting to be a part of the Bible study. I'm beginning to see the light, though.
Consider some of these examples. I have had people tell me that they had set their phones to silent, only to have them ring at full volume during the worship service. It's like the things can't be silent when people are singing and praising the Lord. Others tell how their phones have turned themselves on so they can ring during the prayer time. I am not talking about just ringing, I mean they TURNED THEMSELVES ON. Maybe they are just trying to remind us that someone on our contact list needs prayer.
The most convincing evidence of all is the account of one man left who his phone at home so it wouldn't bother him. He took it out of his pocket, turned it off, and left it on the table before he left for prayer meeting. While he was sitting in prayer meeting, somebody's phone rang. After the second or third ring his wife elbowed him and said, “It's yours.” Sure enough! His phone had turned itself on, leapt from the table into his pocket, and come to church with him. That's devotion if I ever saw it!
I guess we should be glad our phones want come to church. Maybe we should even start inviting them. I have to warn you, though. I have learned the hard way that if you baptize one of them, he won't ever come back.